I don't exist. [updated]

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

More specifically,

Noah

There are 32,997 people in the U.S. with the first name Noah. Statistically the 1003rd most popular first name. (tied with 30 other first names) More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Noah are male.

Silbert

There are 510 people in the U.S. with the last name Silbert. Statistically the 48525th most popular last name. (tied with 4686 other last names)

Noah Silbert

There are 0 people in the U.S. named Noah Silbert. While both names you entered were found in our database, neither was common enough to make it likely that someone in the U.S. has that name.

Update: The update should really be a revision of the title to reflect that the more thorough analysis of my name indicates, as Josh points out, not that I don't exist, but that, as an allegedly attested occurence of a "Noah Silbert", I am merely extremely statistically unlikely.